Eggs in the Freezer

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Commentary

This is not autobiography. Prophecy? Perhaps. Just give me a few more laps.

Hey, I read about a big scientific study that suggests eating eggs five days a week correlates with reduced chances of developing Alzheimer’s. (And now the algorithm will feed me all kinds of nonsense about dementia: “Does your back side itch? That may be a sign of dementia!”)